Christopher Zguris

Thinks that Transylmania is a godaweful movie, surprisingly enough. You’d think “blonde twins” should mean it might at least be fun to watch in – at best – a purely sexist way, but it isn’t. Where Lesbian Vampire Killers is fun an entertaining Transylmania precisely isn’t- based on the 18 minutes I sat thru my guess is they tried to sort of rip off LVK and American Pie without understanding either and succeeded in losing money shooting in Rumania or wherever. The recent Steven Segal flick where a portly Steve is current SpecOps who escapes from max security prison or even that VanPeebles disaster Solo in which Mario unconvincingly acts as an emotionless robot, both of these were better than Transylmania and NEITHER had blonde twins or the possibility of tits (other than on Segal).